notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

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pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

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delicatepoetry:

don’t tell me to “sit like a lady” yes I am a lady but I am also a human being there’s no proper way to sit I will sit however the hell I want thank u

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"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine

"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."

-New York Magazine

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jcscheeks:

"Why’d i just say that?"

(Source: pottorffscheeks)

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pumpkinpegasus:

“abortion is a permanent decision”

so is…having baby…..

(Source: klezmermaid)

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: aumoe)

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jcsef:

me finding out that my 87 year old sugardaddy is in a coma

jcsef:

me finding out that my 87 year old sugardaddy is in a coma

(Source: solloparati)

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destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish)

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: eyebroe)

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